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Wednesday, October 05, 2005 @ 12:56 PM
10 ways to turn people off
Nicolette's foolproof guide to turning people off. You're definitely sure to repel away people if you follow the following rules. Success guaranteed. 1) Dig your nose in public. 2) Go around proclaiming Hitler and his goodness 3) Scratch your armpits 4) Walk around cradling a skunk 5) Don't take a bath for a week 6) Imitate William Hung 7) Shave off your eyebrows 8) Spit torrents of saliva as you speak 9) Communicate with everyone in code 10) Drooling in public Come back and thank me when you're successful and everyone treats you like a freak.
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NICOLETTE
The bare minimum:
Eighteen
12th April is an extremely important day
Republic Polytechnic
Fencer
Chocolate, books, cheerleading, netball, the academy is, mayday parade, caramel, butterfingers, popcorn, jason mraz, beef, sushi, rice cakes, churros, sleeping, taylor swift, boys like girls, adam lambert, nachos, cheese, martin johnson, macarons, flip flops, tanning, beaches, ice cream, theme parks, photographs, buds, sunflowers, manicures, massages, parks, beach volleyball, snowboarding, hot chocolate, cakes, kelly clarkson, dashboard confessional, nickelback, zebras, zoos, converse shoes, iPods
wishlist: Unconditional Desires
Green contacts
Band Hero
Coach purse
Nike Fencing Shoes (Ballestra)
Tanning oil
To be as hot as Angelina Jolie
SLimming pills/slimming program
To be 170cm tall
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